There is a new fear that rides these pages and pages of profiles on Facebook (FB). The fear of be deleted from one moment to another, without track of your photo albums, upload patiently over time a picture at a time, without the contact list longer or shorter depending on their "degree of sociality, "without a trace of the threads of messages left on board by the author and his friends. All swallowed in a cloud. All
contract. That contract that each of us "accept" when we create a profile on the main social network. This explicitly states that no one has any right to protection, decides that if Facebook, we can be erased from one moment to another. In genre for "signals" of other users for content deemed offensive, immoral and violent. Or because we are using a fictitious name, an identity concealed.
And here we are in the case that interests us: the profiles of the animals, our dog, cat, rabbit. but I also met a duck with great character and a hamster from the language of sharp teeth sharper. I've never been an avid fan of FB, I have no patience and continuity, two great qualities of the profiles the most successful. Place mostly when I'm on vacation ..... maybe because I seem to have more stories to tell, especially pictures to share, perhaps because, inevitably, you have more time on vacation.
But I confess that when I created the profile of Frodo , FB mania got me in all its wildness, from home, work, mobile phone. Desire to respond with impatience joke about joke, comment on comment, post, upload shots of everyday life, extemporaneous thoughts, routines, ideas hidden and trivial ideas.
is out there because there is a community of dog owners who give voice to their "pets", they create characters and profiles, each with its own distinct personality, who speak with accents of the South (USA), or fine New Englanders, accents countrymen of Wales or Scotland, or snob Londoneers. We meet later in the doggy park and global floating in the middle of the ether, and tells the world from them, our pets, the daily height of the knees (or ankles ....!) . Humans leaving represented in all their foibles (a serving dish when hordes of ravenous canine tongue out would be more than happy to return to sparkling dishes and cutlery, why persist in vacuuming when a good shake can bring in a nanosecond all the primordial state?). The dog then ideologies are a lesson for life, speak of bones and biscuits, to crush naps on the couch, on the verge of walking and holidays, but avoid the dangerous and unnecessary flights of the human mind. As usual
socialize with their "pets" is very simple and immediate snapshot do not have sympathy and lack of common, are only the most obvious elements of this strange alchemy that snaps between "masters".
But back to FB, it can never import of what a Labrador English, a bassett hound and a goose-English you say? S ccording FB it is tricky to pets are not human and as such violate the first rule of social networks. But as I wonder, is registered in the Frodo has a passport has a microchip and still not enough to be defined person? And if your FB as he wants to avoid false identity because it does not require that anyone who enters the network (human or not) fill in those fields where we Italians are so used to it: beginning with the tax code, address, family status, original certificate of birth, blood group, three witnesses with proven identity, etc etc?
No, this would slow the dizzying growth of the network. Probably fill thirty fields would leave only the Italians who live red tape now, by force or reason, we have in the DNA. The selection FB ago after a total arbitrariness. The the point is when the animals will be recognized and treated as persons in in the real world even if a bit 'and glossed dummy FB (where overnight become a friend of diosachi and are ready to show your moods more blood and dear family album) f years many problems?
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